cool bell dude. who does it toll for
oh man this is awkward
they did not call me any particular nickname in college because I did not have any characteristics or traits
caught my lil panther mid yawn
my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
protect oil at any cost
its actually massively disrespectful not to laugh at funny things. thats how it is in my culture i don't know how your people do it but if someone didnt laugh i would be like thats fucked up man. you need to laugh right now. you need to laugh at this funny death right now.
Ok. Ok. Little background on this for those that aren't Brazilian/don't speak pt: the imperative of Focus is 'Foca', which just so happens to be the same word for seal.
So there's a bunch of these official govt psa's about 'focus on [important thing]' that are just. Like this. Because of that pun
^ specifically traffic safety ones. I saw this guy while taking my traffic knowledge test lol
Today’s Seals Are: Focal Point
being mysterious is useless and a futile endeavor. there are bugs that will always be less known than you. all gnats
critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner
tumblr is wild because you’ll see a post that’s vagueing about another popular post and go like huh yeah you’re right. but then you finally see the post that post was talking about and it’s just literally not what the person talking about it claimed it was
post on your dash: i cannot believe you’re all uncritically reblogging that post where OP implies all dogs should be thrown into the ocean and killed
original post when you stumble across it the next day: i think maybe people should be more careful with introducing dogs that don’t do well with crowds into crowded spaces
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